Rather than tell you about me, per se, let me tell you about something I hope. That may provide you with a little more insight than whatever else you may have expected to see here:
If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I hope, I hope, I hope I come back as a duck. A big ol’ mallard would be kick a**. Ducks can swim on the water and under it. Ducks can fly with the best of ‘em and if they just wanna blend in and see what’s what ducks can go for a stroll in the park. How cool is that!
Ducks have plenty of friends but also appreciate alone time or time with the honey. And have you seen a duck look scared or confused? Nope. They’re always just checkin’ things out looking all like, “Yeah. I’m one bad a** duck. What d’ya want?” If they gotta take off to self-preserve they’re still in control looking at you like, “Gotta go now. Peace.”
